Comic 99 - 5.4.3

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5.4.3
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Chippewa Ghost 10th Aug 2017, 8:01 PM edit delete
Chippewa Ghost
Hey look! It's Dr. Komodo from Bunny Gore Justice! And some other guy!

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Thanks for reading! If you like this, do me a favor in getting the word out and rate this page a “5”.
Chippewa Ghost 6th Sep 2017, 11:03 PM edit delete
Chippewa Ghost
Ha ha ha ha Schiller quit the White House team! Maybe he was insulted by this page!

Comments:

Rulerbrain 10th Aug 2017, 8:19 PM edit delete reply
Rulerbrain
Goddamn this dude looks familiar. Was he on some shitty reality tv show or something? Can't put my finger on it
Chippewa Ghost 11th Aug 2017, 9:04 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Mr. Trump also ran a bunch of beauty pageants, with contests worldwide at locations such as Las Vegas and Moscow.
ProfEtheric 10th Aug 2017, 8:28 PM edit delete reply
ProfEtheric
Wait, this guy's a president? Of a country? Of the United States? Really? WTF?
Chippewa Ghost 11th Aug 2017, 9:05 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Mr. Trump impressively recovered from a series of bankruptcies that would have ruined a person without his influential connections.
Seabiscuit 10th Aug 2017, 10:51 PM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
-snerk-
I do so love how you portray him...
Chippewa Ghost 11th Aug 2017, 9:06 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Mr. Trump was portrayed in a very favorable light by the Russian people during the election, as they were hungry for a reset in relations between their nation and the United States.
anonymous coward 10th Aug 2017, 11:14 PM edit delete reply
Oy, we're in the presence of big alright. If that's how he's actually shaped these days he needs a little less pizza and a little more time on the golf green without a golf cart.
Chippewa Ghost 11th Aug 2017, 9:08 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Mr. Trump firmly believes that one's effort should be entirely expended towards one's life's work, not dissipated wastefully in "exercise".
anonymous coward 12th Aug 2017, 8:56 AM edit delete reply
Apparently he believes in not wasting his effort on learning his bodyguard's name either: He is ordering Keith Schiller, his director of Oval Office Operations, to get him a pizza?
Chippewa Ghost 12th Aug 2017, 12:17 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
That's totally my bust--I mean, Schiller's name appears correctly on this page--but I'm going to leave it in because of the mental deterioration it implies.

And I don't care what title Schiller has, he's Trump's friggin' valet.
Jean_Q_Citizen 12th Aug 2017, 1:23 PM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
I figured in this slightly alternate universe, he hired former baseball great Curt Schilling. Curt is one of his dwindling number of fans, after all. XD
anonymous coward 13th Aug 2017, 9:17 PM edit delete reply
If he was still famous enough I could see it, Trump does like to make himself look better by using reflected glory.
Cooke 11th Aug 2017, 4:50 PM edit delete reply
Cooke
But full of himself, isn't he?

Just a smidgen.
Chippewa Ghost 11th Aug 2017, 9:08 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Mr. Trump's impressive personal success story and ever-expanding base of electoral support speak for themselves.
BUMBLEBEE 12th Aug 2017, 12:24 AM edit delete reply
BUMBLEBEE
I like how he's in front of the gutter BW 1 and 2
Chippewa Ghost 12th Aug 2017, 7:17 AM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Mr. Trump will not be constrained by boundaries of any sort--tradition, taste, or personal space.
BUMBLEBEE 12th Aug 2017, 12:45 PM edit delete reply
BUMBLEBEE
or even legality!