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Chippewa Ghost 13th Aug 2017, 8:05 PM edit delete
Chippewa Ghost
Hey, Happy 100 pages! Here's some cameos:

Left to Right, first panel:
#1 is uncredited
#2 is Joseph Drake from Autumn Bay
#3 is Ardrienne from Alvery Nerveaux's Secret Case Files
#4 is Vice President Mike Pence from the Republican Party

Left to Right, second panel:
#1 is Eva from Wastelanders Anonymous
#2 is Lux from The Metallic
#3 is Carla from Crazies, Inc.
#4 is Lucia Fiore from Autumn Bay

And yes, I'm posting a couple seconds later than normal. Deal with it.

Comments:

Microraptor 13th Aug 2017, 8:14 PM edit delete reply
Microraptor
Making such a distinction is sexist, Mr. President - men can be the most gorgeous too!
Chippewa Ghost 13th Aug 2017, 8:17 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
If you want dignity and respect, vote the Christian Democratic Union party line... you guys are pretty much the only major democracy that's not having these sort of "problems".
ProfEtheric 13th Aug 2017, 8:29 PM edit delete reply
ProfEtheric
How about a bottle? Maybe someone to change your freakin' diaper?
anonymous coward 13th Aug 2017, 9:22 PM edit delete reply
Thank you, you just gave me the mental image of someone putting Courvoisier in a baby bottle.
ProfEtheric 13th Aug 2017, 9:33 PM edit delete reply
ProfEtheric
I live to serve! :)
anonymous coward 13th Aug 2017, 9:26 PM edit delete reply
Yeah.... this looks like a big attempt to glean reflected glory, beauty, reputability and respect through association here. How long ago did Trump start trying that in real life (not counting the trophy wives)?
Chippewa Ghost 13th Aug 2017, 9:45 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Guilty as charged!

Oh, you were talking about Trump?!
anonymous coward 14th Aug 2017, 2:14 AM edit delete reply
I was talking about the troublemaker asshole who frequently renders women to sex-objects, is a known fabricator and spewer of fictions, uses employment practices that are controversial, and seems to get off on getting as many people angry as possible.
ProfEtheric 13th Aug 2017, 9:34 PM edit delete reply
ProfEtheric
Also, I see we're breaking out 30 Days '15 a bit here... :)
NeilKapit 14th Aug 2017, 1:47 AM edit delete reply
NeilKapit
I approve of Donald eating anything high in calories, sodium, saturated fat, and anything else in that nutritional void
Chippewa Ghost 14th Aug 2017, 9:20 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
He's apparently a fan of KFC as well.

"Make Your Cholesterol Count Great Again"
Jean_Q_Citizen 15th Aug 2017, 1:33 AM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
A true sign of his lack of intellect. A true leader prefers Zaxby's, or at least Popeye's.
Rulerbrain 14th Aug 2017, 2:31 AM edit delete reply
Rulerbrain
Little known fact that pizza is actually the life blood for all great world leaders
Chippewa Ghost 14th Aug 2017, 9:22 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
My pages that mention pizza seem to be among my most controversial... stand by for an exceptionally offensive next page...
Cooke 14th Aug 2017, 5:32 AM edit delete reply
Cooke
"Cause if you don't get me a pizza" (everyone say it with me now) "YOU'RE FIRED!".

Trump views his staff like participants in a game of musical chairs. Whoever's left standing gets the boot.
Chippewa Ghost 14th Aug 2017, 9:23 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
There's an exception to his convenience store mentality however--his family members, one of whom I hope to show in a few weeks. Feel free to guess who.
BUMBLEBEE 14th Aug 2017, 9:36 PM edit delete reply
BUMBLEBEE
I'm waiting for Trump to denounce, specifically, pineapple on pizza. There is no Pizza but Pizza, and its Name is Pepperoni.
Chippewa Ghost 14th Aug 2017, 9:43 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Best phrase from tonight's roundup of comedy commenters: "Reverse Godwin's Law".

Specifically, when the conversation is about Nazis and you don't mention Nazis.
Jean_Q_Citizen 15th Aug 2017, 1:32 AM edit delete reply
Jean_Q_Citizen
You just know Ardrienne's plotting to end him. True Napoleonic Empire is for the intellectual elite only!
anonymous coward 15th Aug 2017, 4:31 AM edit delete reply
Intellectual elite like someone who would try to get internet trolls to...

I can't finish the snark. I'd only be repeating your joke, and people should get your material direct from the source. I will instead say that Ardrienne seems to be hanging out with an intellectual and moral peer here.
Chippewa Ghost 15th Aug 2017, 5:35 AM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
@JQC: Plotting to end Trump? That's funny, Mike Pence is too.

@AC: Hey, at least Ardrienne has an ethos...
anonymous coward 16th Aug 2017, 1:06 AM edit delete reply
Nihilists! Fuck me. I mean, say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

Walter Sobchak agrees, better a believer in dictatorial tyranny than a nihilist.
Seabiscuit 15th Aug 2017, 9:42 AM edit delete reply
Seabiscuit
Hee! Still loving that Eva. She looks great in black and white, too.;)
Gosh, so many cameos!

Sheesh, he looks like he's throwing a tantrum for that pizza...
Chippewa Ghost 15th Aug 2017, 7:30 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Thanks! I'll probably barge into the fan art thread and post a big old splurge of this and the following page as well as the "detailed" artwork for Eva, Lux, and Carla.

More greasiness on the next page...
Paddy O-Table 15th Aug 2017, 3:05 PM edit delete reply
Paddy O-Table
Few know this...but Trump is the second coming of Christ. It was proven when Trump quoted from "two Corinthians".
Chippewa Ghost 15th Aug 2017, 7:31 PM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Welcome aboard! When you get the chance, troll them archives to check out Tona's uh lower back tattoo if you wanna see an example of "Christian".
AmeliaP 30th Sep 2017, 10:58 PM edit delete reply
AmeliaP
Hah, now we know why Trump is always with that grumpy expression! He's hungry all the time XD ( "hungry" Steve Jobs' concept could be applied, but... nah, Trump's just hungry.).
Chippewa Ghost 1st Oct 2017, 6:39 AM edit delete reply
Chippewa Ghost
Dude's the size of the Hindenburg.
AmeliaP 2nd Oct 2017, 3:05 PM edit delete reply
AmeliaP
XD
Rd Ashes 26th May 2018, 12:59 AM edit delete reply
Rd Ashes
So perfectly and delightfully cringy.